Chrome was kind of disappointing.

I am eager for my bike to arrive. I am not only inconveniencing everyone who spends time with me, the distance I can travel is vastly limited on foot.

I lost my phone. I woke up one morning, phone was fully charged. I did not leave the apartment, but it managed to go missing. & turn itself off.
It does not respond to calls, & I am one hundred percent sure it was fully charged, & that it did not leave the apartment. Did I accidentally flush it down the toilet without realising it? Well? I'd feel pretty stupid.
I also lost my grey hat. goddamn.

I need a job. ugh. but I dont want one.