Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
Even though it's raining today, this week has felt like one of the greatest.
Within this week I have-
Made caramelized bacon cupcakes for my roomate's birthday.
Bought the most amazing bicycle.
Constructed a slingshot.
Honed deadly slingshot target skills.
Got a free doughnut from some guy in a van.
Bought three boxes of strike anywhere matches and learned to light them off my teeth.
Got an SF library card.
Received a friendly anonymous note on my bicycle.
Checked out the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and listened to 'Stayin Alive' over and over and over.
Within this week I have-
Made caramelized bacon cupcakes for my roomate's birthday.
Bought the most amazing bicycle.
Constructed a slingshot.
Honed deadly slingshot target skills.
Got a free doughnut from some guy in a van.
Bought three boxes of strike anywhere matches and learned to light them off my teeth.
Got an SF library card.
Received a friendly anonymous note on my bicycle.
Checked out the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and listened to 'Stayin Alive' over and over and over.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
fricken
Hello,
My name is Bobby ***** and Im a reporter with the Wall Street Journal. I recently read how you’re looking for a tree to build a house in and was curious about whether you’ve been successful at your efforts. I would love to chat about the issue for a possible story on your interesting choice in housing. When you get a chance give me a call at *** *** ****
This is the second reporter to contact me. This thing will totally happen.
My name is Bobby ***** and Im a reporter with the Wall Street Journal. I recently read how you’re looking for a tree to build a house in and was curious about whether you’ve been successful at your efforts. I would love to chat about the issue for a possible story on your interesting choice in housing. When you get a chance give me a call at *** *** ****
This is the second reporter to contact me. This thing will totally happen.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
hella!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
benevolent interenet stalking at the library makes me super paranoid of discovery
You guys, it's been like 75 degrees here all week. Good weather for riots...
A cop called me a hipster yesterday. What the devil?
A cop called me a hipster yesterday. What the devil?
STILL NEED A TREE
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
still rabidly pursuing tree house dreams. People in my physical proximity are becoming annoyed because all I talk about is building platforms and joists and lag screws and how AWESOME my tree house will be and on and on. I cant even sleep. I've found a couple carpenters willing to help me, & I'm slooooowly circling closer to finding a tree. When I build my tree house, I might die of happiness.
Guys, the bay area is fucking awesome. I really dont even know how to put it to you, cause it just kind of creeps along and then WHAM out of your quiet satisfaction you realise... San Francisco's crazy ass urine filled streets are BEAUTIFUL and all the crazies in berkeley are AWESOME and all the hyphy kids in oakland are MAGNIFICENT and no one looks askant at your rattail which is soooo looooong and everyone EVERYONE rides bikes and I wear shorts every day and life for me is free and mellow.
I have a library card.
The beer out here is good.
I'm a minor character in a play. I am a rabbit butoh dancer.
I had a dream that I got a tattoo of a dolphin wrapped in bacon. I might make this dream a reality.
Happy new year!
Guys, the bay area is fucking awesome. I really dont even know how to put it to you, cause it just kind of creeps along and then WHAM out of your quiet satisfaction you realise... San Francisco's crazy ass urine filled streets are BEAUTIFUL and all the crazies in berkeley are AWESOME and all the hyphy kids in oakland are MAGNIFICENT and no one looks askant at your rattail which is soooo looooong and everyone EVERYONE rides bikes and I wear shorts every day and life for me is free and mellow.
I have a library card.
The beer out here is good.
I'm a minor character in a play. I am a rabbit butoh dancer.
I had a dream that I got a tattoo of a dolphin wrapped in bacon. I might make this dream a reality.
Happy new year!
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